that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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