I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You can't special order awesome
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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