look no pants
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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