what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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