its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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