32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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