then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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