Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize