This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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