so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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