he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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