I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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