garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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