Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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