No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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