Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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