where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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