drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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