just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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