she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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