Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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ttyl tear gas
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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