i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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