Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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