Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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