this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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