But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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