Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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