but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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