All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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