wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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