Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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