Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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