From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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