Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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