We tried having a conversation with our noses.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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