Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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