just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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