did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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