One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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