I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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