Dual....:-)
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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