He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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