Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
