Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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