He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
