What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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