I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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