is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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