Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
My ass is underappreciated
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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