This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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