Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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