I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize