Why are handjobs necessary in class?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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