Did you just see the Batmobile???
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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