We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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