rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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