does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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